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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

well nothing much today ecept geraint as usual snizing on his hand and wiping on mush.oh yah and in english class all of the boys atart to bang the thable but then suddenly i don no hu start to sing happy birthday so everyone follow and soon it was so laud teacher stare at us then we stop.other then this nothing much but i gt some new jokes.

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

Satan vists the churchOne bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

I Want to Buy ThatA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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5:29 PM

Monday, April 23, 2007

well due to very "polite" and "kind" comments about my horoscope crap i shall not post it any more tks to some ppl.and gab pls stop telling how fantastic ur blog anime is and everyone take note that all gab anime contain nuddity,perv scence or more nuddity so it is not fantastic tks.plstell me if i need to change my song as i find it irratating and bored liao.and stop spamming my blog.

today gt nothing so bb

oh yah i found alot of jokes to day so

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?They think it's whale shit.

Why do niggers stink?So blind people can hate them too.

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"

Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?A. Nun.

The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham. They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son, "Son, pass me the dam-ham." and his son replies, "that's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes"

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2:46 PM

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

well today i will be adding weekly horoscope thought that this will be fun.today gt nothing much to post so striaght to the horoscope
The unique names and symbols used to represent each of the twelve astrological constellations in the zodiac.
sign
symbol
dates
aries
ram
mar 21 - apr 19
taurus
bull
apr 20 - may 20
gemini
twins
may 21 - june 21
cancer
crab
june 22 - july 22
leo
lion
july 23 - aug 22
virgo
virgin
aug 23 - sept 22
libra
balance
sept 23 - oct 23
scorpio
scorpion
oct 24 - nov 21
sagittarius
archer
nov 22 - dec 21
capricorn
goat
dec 22 - jan 19
aquarius
water bearer
jan 20 - feb 18
pisces
fishes
feb 19 - mar 20

Weekly Horoscope Aries: During the time of this aspect it is advisable to acquire a greater vision of the positive elements that sentimentally are forming part of your life; thus, if you give inner thanks for the good things happening to you, it is very probable that they are expanded and maed.
Don't concentrate on things you lack or would like to possess emotionally, it would be preferable to put your psyche on positive things and what is good for your family and sentimental relationships. In some way, perfection in human relationships is impossible.

Weekly Horoscope Cancer: For you love now requires patience, understanding and also long term planning. You want to be romantic, but on a stable and solid base. Because of this, the conversations with your companion frequently will be about the economic and professional future of both.
You now want to stabilize your material life at the same time as your sentimental life. If the physical base is not operating correctly, in your opinion it could also make your family, courtship or matrimonial relationship unstable.

Weekly Horoscope Libra: Now is a good time to reflect on the influence you received from your family throughout life, observing and stimulating the more positive aspects.
If you harbor recollections that generated susceptibility, fears or small animosities in the past, you will also be able to see the positive experience that these provided. You will find that a good part of your current level of maturity is due to the way in which such experiences were absorbed.
That is to say, if you allow yourself to be carried by susceptibility, the assimilating past experiences will not end; but on the other hand, if you are able to see the positive side of the family dynamics, your personal security will increase and you will be completely free of small complexities or fears generated in past eras of your life.

Weekly Horoscope Capricorn: You now will be more sure of yourself psychologically, and what is very important, you are not attached to or stopped by people in your family environment.
You prefer to devote part of your energies, your time and your effort to improve the dynamics of your family, have family gatherings from time to time to talk over your problems, or simply to pass the time.
Thus, your personal self-esteem is increased, making you a very useful person prejudiced toward evolution and change, which will not bring states of emotional susceptibility or evasion. You prefer to sweeten the circumstances with motivation, facts, and fruit, rather than to attempt to adorn them, to defer them, or simply to delay them.

Weekly Horoscope Taurus: This astrological aspect generates great emotional capacity. At given times you may become very sentimental, or will express your emotions in a very visible and theatrical way.
You are very family oriented now and have a great sense of responsibility toward your loved ones, such as the members of your paternal family or your conjugal family. You want to protect, benefit and advise your family, but this should not be carried to the extreme, since you have to understand that they also have to learn from their own experiences. At the same time, curiously, you will also need the protection of your family, since you will be especially demanding and needy of affection and fondness.
There is an inner struggle between your need for affection on one hand, and your zeal for freedom and independence on the other.

Weekly Horoscope Leo: Enjoy any moment of happiness that you could have now and you will see that happiness attracts happiness and what is high is integrated with the high.
Understand, live and experience love as something that is simultaneously produced on several levels, that is to say, in the physical dominance as well as the emotional, mental and spiritual.
The more global and total your idea and vivacity of love will be, the greater the importance of the experiences in your life will be.

Weekly Horoscope Scorpio: During the time of this harmonious aspect of transiting Sun to Venus your sensuous and affectionate feelings will be accentuated, that is to say, will be expressed clearly; without shyness, disguise or any complex.
You now are sure of your feelings and need to revitalize them by sharing them openly with your mate. There is a better understanding between you and your loved one, since you experience that through your love relationship your own personal limits are transcended.
If you are in love with someone and up until now have not expressed your feelings, it probably would be a good time to do it, provided that you are sure and know for certain that your selection is right.

Weekly Horoscope Aquarius: Try not to get into mental states, such as susceptibility, excessive parenting, attachments, sentimental rebellion, or any other condition that will not be harmonious and balanced.
You now tend to be very idealistic and have great expectations of your loved ones, but should not simply base your illusions on romanticism that is out of proportion. It is preferable to talk with your loved one in an exonerating, opened and trusting way, stating clearly what you expect from him/her.
In this way, your companion will know your expectations and thus can improve his/her ways. At the same time, it tells the other person what you think and strengthens your relationship, otherwise you are likely to adopt passive or comfortable attitudes.

Weekly Horoscope Gemini: A disharmonious aspect of transiting Sun to Venus brings an increase in your sensuous vital energy, which can incline you to certain excesses. For example, you now could feel a great desire for amusement and expansion, and may even want to escape from your daily grind going to a dance with your mate, dining out, going to a club, or preparing an exceptional weekend.
Obviously, there is nothing wrong with it in general, unless these kind of activities are carried to excess. It isn't so much the fact of wanting to live well, but rather to control yourself and stay within your means. If you are not careful, the following weeks could be a narrow squeeze of money, since you over spent on details, gifts or outings to such a degree that you actually are left without anything in the budget for the rest of the month.
Don't give so much importance to the size or quantity of your entertainments, since a simple gift in a given moment can have great sentimental value.

Weekly Horoscope Virgo: A harmonious aspect of transiting Mars to Venus activates your emotional, sensuous and affectionate energy. The relationship to your mate will be especially vital. You may want to expand, enjoy, entertain and intensify your emotional communication.
In general, you will feel more sure of expressing your emotions and addressing your relationship to your mate. Thus, the decisions you make will be supported and applauded by your companion, provided that you outline them in an agreeable, exonerating and balanced way.
Take the good advice of your loved one now. Upon making decisions jointly you will benefit in all kinds of activities, such as professional, economic or of any other nature.

Weekly Horoscope Sagittarius: If you currently are not involved with anyone, use this period to become aware of your creative potential and get to known yourself better. Your personal security will attract the opposite sex, and there is a possibility of someone becoming interested in you.
In this case, try to be selective at the time of choosing a companion, since it is preferable to be alone rather than making the wrong choice. Remember that nobody is pushing you to get a mate quickly. Without a doubt, it can be said that quality is worth more than quantity.
If you pass this short and intensive cycle in solitary, become fully aware of yourself as an independent and creative individual.

Weekly Horoscope Pisces: Your inner feelings are finer, higher and less egotistical, and you are more tolerant toward other people.
Your sensuality is accentuated and you could have an especially happy and satisfying experience at this time. Fundamentally, it constitutes a "confirmation" of love, since, if the selection of your mate has been right, you now are going to obtain sufficient proof about your selection.
Thus, you will note that the other person actually wants you and needs you, which, without a doubt, will generate a juvenile and refreshing sensation in you.

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5:09 PM

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

today gt so many free period so fun,but fun destroyed when can"t play soccer in court but nd to play in muddy field so i skipped it but lent daniel my ball but when return the ball very smelly.
then in science class forgot to bring wk book so nd to stand after old spinster asked us to sit behind her geraint pretan to sniff her but and then later he put a finger benif her skit when standing so funny.then we wave our fingers behind her but she only catch me like she hate me or wat.

this is for all who spam my blog like REAl - go gt a life , eat shit and die

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4:00 PM

Monday, April 16, 2007

staurday and sunday cannot post because internet fail,so too bad.sry lah can anot.
so back to today ,sux like normal gt new time table,gt free period at 7.30 to 9 but must come at normal time 7.30 cannot at 9 wtf .i still thought "free period".then today chinese test gt 44 no face show mother so i don think i will show ,maybe will tiao ban from com.then later after school still nd to stay back for bb ban but did not do anything there waste time ,while in ban at about 5 timo suddenly come and say he gt nothing to do so come back school.
every one pls stop spamming my blog- go to perv gab there to spam tks.

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6:17 PM

Friday, April 13, 2007

yah third day of my blog and all going well , no spammers or bad comments .thanks all.
crap lah today ,like nothing good only good is the food fair which cost me 10 dollars.
then ingeo my teacher say that the geo project need to hand in but i 2 months ago delete liao so how and it consist of 10 percent of my may test ah ,wtf wtf.then geo test i all don no crap,how my mon say that if i fail any test she band me from playing com for i month.
then for my bb band my teacher say that i need to play my bagpipe to morow but the stupid coach always never come so do wat ,so maybe just stand there pretend loh.go and die lah coach.then they made me practice until like 5 pm but i was suppost to go home at 4.wtf.so practicaly nothing good.
only good thing is writhing my blog
oh yah i forgot to mention this ,very touching one,gab today come 30 mins earlier to just find mel bag ,then recess he like never eat also help find her bag then i heard he like after school also wan to find here bag.-_-

and geraint pls unblock me lah ,pls lah

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5:59 PM

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

crap i heard from my chinese teacher that i fail my test by like 5 marks,how could a black like jun kang sorce higher than me.(49 marks)wtf-no offense
today only nice thing was like the cooking test which was like a total srew up.timo did not even bring anything so must go down and bring some crap fruits.
then i pour some honey and apple juice on his so called salad,then he pour sugar in water and mix then together and called that serup or wat ,amaxingly it taste nice -very nice.
my proup complete the test in like 30 min then go round disturbing ppl.
by the time mrs grace tham taste our food it like turn cold ,then sandy cake gt eaten like half by me.
very nice.

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4:35 PM

todays the first day of my blog,hope u like it ,pls giv some coments.
back to my life,
today at school my science teacher miss something did not come so gt relive teacher,but this teacher sux like shit-very sexist,like female better than guys(he is also a guy-more like gay)
he anything also scold,laugh also scold-wtf
when marcus gt scold for laughing he scold back-very cool and brave or so i think,than later the teacher complain to the principlethan he gt scold for like twenty min by both the principle and the fing teacher.-_-
so that about it bb.

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4:35 PM