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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

well nothing much today ecept geraint as usual snizing on his hand and wiping on mush.oh yah and in english class all of the boys atart to bang the thable but then suddenly i don no hu start to sing happy birthday so everyone follow and soon it was so laud teacher stare at us then we stop.other then this nothing much but i gt some new jokes.



Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.



Satan vists the churchOne bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."



I Want to Buy ThatA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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